
July 2023 Friday Nighter Results

TSD Rally Home of the Pacific Northwest
Just under 1 week to the NWRC’s next Friday Nighter. It would be untrue to say that certain persons leaked closely guarded secrets about the upcoming event.
7/14/23, ORCA presents an edge-of-your-seat modern adaptation of a timeless classic. Is it possible to style an event after favorite Village People music videos, restaged on a post-apocalyptic, zombie riddled wasteland?
Show up on Friday and find out for yourselves.
There is absolutely no truth to any rumor that is the name of the July Friday Nighter.
Clearly, Moby Dickens is the superior choice.
It has the best of times (0), it has the worst of times (max), it has the pages of wisdom (Generals), it has the pages of foolishness (Supps), it has the epoch of belief (SOP), it has the epoch of incredulity (NOV), it has the season of Light (MAS), it has the season of Darkness (UNL), it has the spring of hope (GPS), it has the winter of despair (insurance), we have everything before us, we have nothing before us, we are all going direct to Heaven, we are all going direct the other way.
Maybe they should have gone with A Tale of Two Ceti.
Thank you for visiting nwrally.org and reading this update. NWRC has another Friday Nighter coming up on 7/14. July’s event is presented by ORCA.
Do you have a car? Do you know someone who does? Bring your car and a friend or your friend and their car. If you like roads, I’ve got great news! This rally will, in fact, use roads (also words, numbers, and small increments along the axis of the 4th dimension.)
Start location: a little bit downhill from the registration vehicle.
Duration: as long as it takes.
End location: where you give them money and they give you pizza.
All details of this event are a closely kept secret, save for those shared in the post below. Oh what wonders await us? Is it a Pulp Fiction themed event with rally officials dressed in costumes? Maybe the instructions will be in Latin. There’s only one way to find out – show up! Maybe two ways, if you count someone providing details to help promote the event (hasn’t happened). Three ways if you have the gift. Four, if you know someone who does.